Vice Vigilantes Gifts

Gypsy wanting to tell the fortune of a man who is smoking and drinking

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

"Office of quality assurance"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A footballer is having an eye test.

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Monster in optician.

Computer Crimes

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'