Vice Vigilantes Prints

Gypsy wanting to tell the fortune of a man who is smoking and drinking

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

"Office of quality assurance"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Monster in optician.

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

Computer Crimes

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"