Uv Vigilante Prints

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Beware of God"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Guns won't help

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"What happened to what cat?"

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

A footballer is having an eye test.

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Monster in optician.