Vigilance Virtuoso Gifts

"Office of quality assurance"

A security guard is being filmed by a camera.

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Neighborhood Watch Anti-Violence Meeting. Be There or Else.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

Eye Specialists