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The Marks of Zorro

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Nun confronts mugger.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'She wasn't hoydening when she chuffed arrack.'

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Masked intruder

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

Lone investor in disguise,

"Okay punk, make my day"

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

Rail UnFare Rise

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

"B.1.1.529!"

A car being linched - By the time the law arrived the citizens had already dealt with public enemy no.1

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