Vigilante Admirer Pillows

Masked intruder

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Nun confronts mugger.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Birth of Darth Vader

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"

The Marks of Zorro

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

Birth of Vader

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

Lone investor in disguise,

"Okay punk, make my day"