Vigilante Admirer Mugs

Masked intruder

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Nun confronts mugger.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Lee Van Cleef

Birth of Darth Vader

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

The Marks of Zorro

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 27

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

Birth of Vader

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

"Okay punk, make my day"

Lone investor in disguise,