Vigilante Enthusiast Mugs

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Nun confronts mugger.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

The Marks of Zorro

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'She wasn't hoydening when she chuffed arrack.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Masked intruder

Cat's 'To Do' list.

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

"Okay punk, make my day"

Lone investor in disguise,

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

"B.1.1.529!"

A car being linched - By the time the law arrived the citizens had already dealt with public enemy no.1

Covidgilantes

'Been patting yourself on the back again?'