Vigilante Observer Mugs

Covidgilantes

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Anti-Vaxer

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Monster in optician.

Young against old

The Marks of Zorro

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Sir, what is the matter?' - 'New contact lenses.'

Masked intruder

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'