Vigilante Observer T-Shirts

Covidgilantes

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Anti-Vaxer

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Monster in optician.

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

The Marks of Zorro

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

Young against old

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

Zorro repairs his trousers.

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"