Vigilante Fan Pillows

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Nun confronts mugger.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"What happened to what cat?"

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Covid Boarding Pass

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

The Marks of Zorro

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Planet Earth using a mask to avoid contain because of virus

Masked intruder

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'And when exactly did you start sprouting feathers?' - Public warned against buying 'Bird Flue' Antivirals over the internet.

'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

Lone investor in disguise,

"Okay punk, make my day"

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

'Oh, Year..?! You and who else..?'