Vigilante Vibes Pillows

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Nun confronts mugger.

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

'She wasn't hoydening when she chuffed arrack.'

The Marks of Zorro

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

Masked intruder

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

"Okay punk, make my day"

Rail UnFare Rise

"B.1.1.529!"

"Hey, jackass! Keep it down, you inconsiderate jerk! And stay safe and healthy during these difficult times!"

A car being linched - By the time the law arrived the citizens had already dealt with public enemy no.1

Covidgilantes