Noise Vigilante Pillows

"Hey, jackass! Keep it down, you inconsiderate jerk! And stay safe and healthy during these difficult times!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Beware of God"

You can relax now.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Guns won't help

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Monster in optician.

Computer Crimes