Vermin Vigilante Pillows

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Beware of God"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Ebola Clinic

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"What happened to what cat?"

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."