Vermin Vigilance Pillows

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

New Jersey Crime Watch.

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

"We've had complaints from the local residents regarding nuisance calls."

Cat's 'To Do' list.

'It puts me off 'going in' to get my veins done, Edith!'

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

The Marshall and his deputy form a human barrier against the stpread of unlimited socialist internet service providers.

It's time to return the humane rat trap.

"Looks like they've got mice ?"

A security guard is being filmed by a camera.

"I've learned it's not a good idea to call 911 every time Harold thinks he senses danger."

Letching Lifeguard

"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

'Are you the lady with the mice?'

Accident about to happen...

Neighborhood Watch Anti-Violence Meeting. Be There or Else.