Viral Vigilance Pillows

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Guns won't help

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

The Covid Tail

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

America is first!

Anti-Vaxer

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Ebola Clinic

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'