Vigilance Pillows

New Jersey Crime Watch.

"I've learned it's not a good idea to call 911 every time Harold thinks he senses danger."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

The Modern Godot

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Super-ego Surveillance

CIA Recommended TVs

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."