Vigilance Prints

New Jersey Crime Watch.

"I've learned it's not a good idea to call 911 every time Harold thinks he senses danger."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"I spy with my little eye…"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Information about information about information about information.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

The Modern Godot

"Office of quality assurance"

Dictator, Interrupted

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Super-ego Surveillance

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."