Vision Vigilance Prints

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Office of quality assurance"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'No cheating'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A footballer is having an eye test.

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Monster in optician.

Computer Crimes

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

Man holding 'Freedom of the press' placard is about to fall into a manhole.

Vaccinated Band-Aid

'Long time, no see!'

'Sir, what is the matter?' - 'New contact lenses.'