Virus Vigilantes Pillows

Covid outbreaks in prisons

'Looks like we've got another variant!'

Coronavirus

Lynching on social media

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Guns won't help

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Anti-Vaxer

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

America is first!

The Covid Tail

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Ebola Clinic

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'