Animal Health Vigilante Pillows

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Earth Day Summit.

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Anti-Vaxer

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"No not the puppy please"

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"