Animal Safety Advocate Pillows

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

'Out there in the snow and rain, with all those cats? Are you kidding?'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Support group for sheep.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Man using to much bug spray

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I have no thumbs."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

dog vs UFO...

The Golfing Accident