Pet Safety Advocate Pillows

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'What's founder?'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Adopt me."

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"Good boy, Clifford."

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

"Relax, it's ice."

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."