Pet Safety Advocate Prints

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'What's founder?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"Adopt me."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"Good boy, Clifford."

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"Relax, it's ice."

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...