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'What's founder?'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"It's mouseborn."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"Good boy, Clifford."

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'