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'What's founder?'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"It's mouseborn."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

"Good boy, Clifford."

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'