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Employees must wash paws after using litter box.

Biofelineism

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bathing the dog

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'What's founder?'

A Change of Scene.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

"Good boy, Clifford."

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...