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'Don't ever touch a dog's nose. You never know where those things have been.'

Biofelineism

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Bathing the dog

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

A Change of Scene.

Wash your hands

'What's founder?'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Who's next?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

A day in the life of a dish sink

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'