Animal Hygiene Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't ever touch a dog's nose. You never know where those things have been.'

Biofelineism

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Bathing the dog

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Wash your hands

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'What's founder?'

A Change of Scene.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Who's next?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Has he had all his shots"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Criminal Germs

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

A day in the life of a dish sink