Animal Health Enthusiast Pillows

'You'll have to stop feeding him chicken bones...

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"It's mouseborn."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"Has he had all his shots"

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'

"I got horse dewormer..."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

A cow gynaecologist.

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'