Livestock Health Enthusiast Pillows

'Would breeding these new leaner type hogs help prevent this greasy pig disease?'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"They’re real."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Cheesie Rider

Sick Rancher Humor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

The Cattle show Week.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Ranch Dressing

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shepherd