Livestock Enthusiast Pillows

'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'

'Insider trading on hog futures... and you?'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

'She was 'sorry she spoke'.'

"I'm here about the found poster."

...and your accessibility leaves a lot to be desired!

Sick Rancher Humor

Run Away Vet Truck

'Beefalo' - Breeding cattle and buffalo.

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"They’re real."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Pull the udder one