Livestock Enthusiast Gifts

'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'

'Insider trading on hog futures... and you?'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'She was 'sorry she spoke'.'

"I'm here about the found poster."

...and your accessibility leaves a lot to be desired!

Sick Rancher Humor

Run Away Vet Truck

'Beefalo' - Breeding cattle and buffalo.

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

Pull the udder one

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.