'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''
Animal Safety Advocate T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the caring spirit of animal safety advocates. With clever messages and fun designs, these shirts make it clear they’re champions for animals.
"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."
'Out there in the snow and rain, with all those cats? Are you kidding?'
"What road do you want to dart across today?"
It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.
"Fish needs a bigger bowl."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
Pool attached to child's bed.
"When is my next parole hearing?"
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
Brian was very proud of his dog.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'
Man using to much bug spray
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."
"Trust me, you're not ready!"
Support group for sheep.
'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'
Cat and dog at a will reading.
"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."
'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'
'We don't want you poking around here any more!'
Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.
dog vs UFO...
"I have no thumbs."
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