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"Well, we don't do any vaccinating on our place and none of the survivors ever get sick."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

Avian Chiropractic Clinic. Straighten up and fly right.

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'Don't you ever feed your animals?'

'Now, I want you to soak the eye in warm water for several hours daily.'

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

'I brought her in for a mismating shot.'

Neuters Bar.

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Support group for sheep.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.