Animal Health Vigilante Mugs

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Earth Day Summit.

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Anti-Vaxer

"No not the puppy please"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

'Are you a government vet?'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"