Noise Vigilante Mugs

"Hey, jackass! Keep it down, you inconsiderate jerk! And stay safe and healthy during these difficult times!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Beware of God"

You can relax now.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Guns won't help

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A footballer is having an eye test.

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Monster in optician.