Privacy Vigilante Mugs

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Beware of God"

Big Brother.

Information about information about information about information.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Information Security

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Guns won't help

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."