Vigilante Spirit Pillows

A car being linched - By the time the law arrived the citizens had already dealt with public enemy no.1

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Guns won't help

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Nun confronts mugger.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A footballer is having an eye test.

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Monster in optician.

Computer Crimes