Virtue Vigilante Pillows

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Office of quality assurance"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Guns won't help

Anti-Vaxer

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A footballer is having an eye test.

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"