Veg Vigilante Pillows

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Scarecrows guarding a field

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

"Relax. They're just crows."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Guns won't help

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Anti-Vaxer

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Ebola Clinic

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'