Vinyl Vigilante Pillows

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The new global mantra flag for the future

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

You can relax now.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Nun confronts mugger.

Music Freak.

Guns won't help

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"What happened to what cat?"

Ebola Clinic

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

Keep out - Covid-19

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."