Vinyl Vanguards Pillows

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Music Freak.

The Music Lover.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"Buy them - and never look back."

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Ye Haul.

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Sleeping dummy.

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'