Vinyl Vulture Pillows

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Rise of Modern Art

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"There's more inside."

Scarpia's Palace

'Time to buy.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

The London Olympic bid

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Decaying corpse

Happy Hog - Manet

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Frieze!"

Artist Retrospective.