Vegan Vigilantes Pillows

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Anti-Vaxer

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

The Last Dinner

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"Haha! Finally safe!"

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'