Vegan Vigilantes Pillows

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Anti-Vaxer

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

The Last Dinner

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

I'm a vegan triathlete

"Haha! Finally safe!"

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"