Vigilante Supporter Pillows

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Nun confronts mugger.

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Anti-Vaxer

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

Journalism

The Marks of Zorro

Young against old

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Planet Earth using a mask to avoid contain because of virus

Your Precious Vote

Masked intruder

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"