Voting Vigilante Pillows

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Anti-Vaxer

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

Young against old

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

The Marks of Zorro

Computer Crimes