Vote Vigilante Pillows

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Nun confronts mugger.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Anti-Vaxer

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

A footballer is having an eye test.

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Monster in optician.

Young against old

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

The Marks of Zorro

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'