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"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Nun confronts mugger.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Guns won't help

"What happened to what cat?"

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Covid Boarding Pass

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Journalism

The Marks of Zorro

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Planet Earth using a mask to avoid contain because of virus

Masked intruder

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'And when exactly did you start sprouting feathers?' - Public warned against buying 'Bird Flue' Antivirals over the internet.

'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

Rail UnFare Rise

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

'Oh, Year..?! You and who else..?'