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'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Nun confronts mugger.

New around here?

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

Fast Food Sacrifice

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'How would you like a taste of civilization?'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

Liptops in Stock.

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

"Baldo, Hispanic Heritage Month is about old traditions...and starting new ones."

'How very Blackheath!'