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'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Easter Candy Island.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Ether Island

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Nun confronts mugger.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

Ghosts from around the world

New around here?

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Fast Food Sacrifice

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

Liptops in Stock.

'How would you like a taste of civilization?'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

John Lennon

The Marks of Zorro

Afghan Love

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

"Baldo, Hispanic Heritage Month is about old traditions...and starting new ones."